The reason many people fail to recognize opportunity is because it comes disguised as Hard Work. Cleverness carries the day, but Wisdom endures.
* "Time's fun when you're having flies." -- Kermit the Frog
true patriotism: "`Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, `but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.'" --Edward Abbey
The world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. -- Sean O'Casey
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy
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