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Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about 
the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour:

"It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band
of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."

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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me
       the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn


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The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. --
       Douglas Adams


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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." 

Mark Twain.

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Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.


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