Don DeLillo describing "Cocksucker Blues", the documentary about the Rolling Stones' 1972 tour: "It's the same show, the same city, the same motherfucking band of emaciated millionaire pricks and their Negro bodyguards."
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -- Douglas Adams
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label." Mark Twain.
Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface. Sent by Tara
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