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                        -- Unknown

* Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog.  The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word
       fuck...