"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

The internet is a great way to get on the net 

    - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate 

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death 

If God had intended us to drink beer,
He would have given us stomachs. 

     - David Daye 

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
   law.
   -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that
   he failed to pay his taxes.