"El Nino taught me that some of the most beautiful things in nature are 
also the most dangerous. Like 30 foot waves, giant thunderstorms, and 
topless blondes driving on rain-soaked highways." 

                                             - Mark Schmidt

"If I were going to convert to any religion, I would probably choose 
Catholicism, because it, at least, has female saints, and the Virgin 
Mary." 

                                   - Margaret Atwood

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 
career." 

                                      - Gloria Steinem

"I don't make jokes.

I just watch the government and report the facts." 

- Will Rogers

"Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl." 

                                           - Mike Adams