I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
   But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.

the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded

Sent by Ryan

I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?

Confucious say: "Man who runs in front 
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."

'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.