"Has someone told you you need to be more assertive Janet?"
"Shut up."
                        -- Adrian, Janet

"I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.
There's a knob called `brightness', but it doesn't work."

                     -- Gallagher -- 

"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also 
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'" 

-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she 
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast. 

ON DEEP THOUGHTS
   A day without sunshine is like night.

Genghis Khan is looking for a few good barbarians.