Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. 

    -- Han Solo

"Mr. Ranger isn't gonna like it, Yogi."

ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING
   I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
   has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
        -- English Professor, Ohio University

* When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.

"7.20 Could a person, given enough strength, bludgeon someone to death with a
 potato?"
"Been there, done that"
                        -- Dave Fischer, alt.discordia