For the love of the Lord God, give us a pair of slave women as alms, because we are spending the pittance we have entirely on hired girls. --An abbess to the queen of Portugal, 1500s
"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
"Always do one thing less than you think you can do." - Bernard Baruch
"If America could be, once again, a nation of self-reliant farmers, craftsmen, hunters, ranchers, and artists, then the rich would have little power to dominate others. Neither to serve nor to rule: That was the American dream." --Edward Abbey
"Minds are like parachutes, they only function when they're open." -- Bumper sticker
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