"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same 
God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use. " 
    - Galileo Galilei 

* Life is sexually transmitted.

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

"10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a
 workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears.
 Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched."

-- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery

Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.