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I look just like the girl next door... if you happen to live next door to 
an amusement park. 

                                          - Dolly Parton
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"By necessity, by proclivity, and by delight, we all quote."

                                            -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I have the oldest typewriter in the world.  It types in pencil.
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The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson
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"... I disturbed a burglar the other night... I told him there is no god..."
                        -- Peter Murkin (sp?)
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