* Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with
       friends....
          You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow
       has, you wish you had ordered that.

"When I find the man who wears the same gloves as I, looks like me,
has the same DNA as I, and has a history of beating his
former wife Nicole, then I will have found the real killer." 

     - O.J. Simpson 

"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)

* Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

"Might does not make right.
But it sure makes what is." 

- Edward Abbey