Advocates of capitalism are very apt to appeal to the sacred
princples of liberty, which are embodied in one maxim: The
fortunate must not be restrained in the exercise of tyranny
over the unfortunate. 

    - Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970) 

I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

"I am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity
at the state prison." 

WC Fields.

"Well bugger me."
"With pleasure."
                        -- Karen Peisley, Andrew Rutherford

"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."