"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html

If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high. 

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Lord, how the day passes! It's like a life - so quickly
when we don't watch it, and so slowly if we do. 

    - John Steinbeck 

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?"

                                          - Marilyn Pittman