Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 

Bradley's Bromide:
   If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a
   committee -- that will do them in.

Things are more like they are now than they ever were before. 

- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
bombs. 

"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher