I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain

"Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and,
instead of bleeding, he sings." 

Ed Gardner. 

A baby is something you carry inside of you for 9 months, In your arms for 
three years, And in your heart till the day you die.

                     -- Monica Mason -- 

'A women's work is never done by men'

Graffito

The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made.