Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it; get a larger hammer.
"Death is every man's final critic. To die well you must live bravely." - Edward Abbey
"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an increase in the chance of hitting a goat." - Ken Olum, 1996
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong
Left to themselves, all things go from bad to worse.
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