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"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine


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* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going
       on.


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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole 
government working for you."
           
          -- Will Rodgers -- 

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* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.


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