Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of no further importance. Life goes on." -- dB magazine
* If everything is going well, you don't know what the hell is Going on.
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." -- Will Rodgers --
* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's Poems