A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the 
den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, "When did you bag him?"
The host said proudly, "That was three years ago, when I went hunting with 
my ex-wife."
"What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.
"My ex-wife" replied the hunter.

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, 
one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide 
pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been 
discovered. They had died in the act of making love.

"How awful !" exclaimed the wife.

"Si, but what a great way to spend eternity." added the 
husband.

What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?

Desert.

On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword 
puzzle. After a while, he turned the the bishop sitting next to him and 
said,
"What's a four -letter word ending in "unt" which means "woman"?
The bishop said,
"Did you try "aunt"?
The Pope said,
"Mmmm. Do you have an eraser?" 

These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally 
sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut 
through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became 
lost so split up to try and find the road home. One of the lushes doubled 
back only to stumble on the other flat on her back sucking on, and playing 
with a cow's udders. Her friend screamed "what are you doing"? the other 
lush says "shut up, with all these guys here someone'll drive us home".