What is the loose skin around the pussy called?

    -The woman. 

Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.
Then, one of them got an idea, saying "I know, let's play swords!"

"Play swords?" asked the other.  "How?"  "Simple.  Whip it out, smack
it till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords."

So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smacking
their dicks together playing swords.

Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions.
"We're playing swords!" yelled one of the bums.

The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becoming
exhausted.  "I'm tired," he said.  He bent over saying, "kill me!, kill
me!!"

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,
"Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.  "Sir, given the current
situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea.
I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu."
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."

Sent by Gail

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
A: It's harder to pick up.

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? 

     - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed.