The FBI released more formerly classified files.
Among 15,000 pages newly available to the public
were in-depth reports on organized crime and
anti-communist groups an several Victoria's Secret
catalogs addressed to JE Hoover. 

"Hey Bill, I heard you can download the whole
Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet".

"No kidding? How much memory will it take up?".

"Not much, just two Bytes."

MOST HORRIBLE DRINK

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is
Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and 
consists of a small amount of still-warm 'very recently attained' bull 
semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.