Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
"A critic is like a eunich: he knows exactly how it ought to be done."
"I'm sorry, we made a pop song..." -- Gibby Haynes of the Butthole Surfers introducing "Pepper" at #4 in the Hottest 100 of 1996
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." - Hubert Humphrey
"You don't change the way people think by changing what they say. You change the way people think with HEADLESS CHARRED BODIES FLYING THROUGH THE AIR. BLOOD! FLAMES! HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION!" -- Alastair J. R. Young
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