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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view
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"Doing a thing well is often a waste of time." -- Robert Byrne
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
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"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and 
women lay better..."
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"Conspiracies abound:  If everyone's against you, the reason can't _possibly_
 be that you're a fuckhead."
                        -- The Usenet Guide to Power Posting
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