Mary Hemingway: 
     "Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a
couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train 
yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything."

The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.

     - W. C. Fields 

"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of
 Microsoft the new national pasttime.  It will do until Bill Gates
 sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was
 dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')."

-- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
  
                                       -- George Herbert

"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert