"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

"In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest
proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which
happen from time to time." 

     - Edward P. Tryon 

"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
   if you want anything done, ask a woman."
   --- Margaret Thatcher

* Old Yiddish proverb: "If triangles had a God, He'd have three
       sides."