"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
                        -- Damien Day, Sarah Brown

Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.

* If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an
       infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without
       even considering if there are men on base.
       -- Dave Barry

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. 

    - Aesop 

"Seek Unity and you will find neither Unity nor Truth. Seek the light of
truth, and you will find Unity and Truth..."
--C.S.Lewis