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If you play with something long enough, you will surely break it.
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* If quiters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the
       fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
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"Mine's proportionally longer than most."
                        -- Karen Peisley
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"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)
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Don't marry someone you can live with....Marry someone you can't live 
without.
                     -- Anon --
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