Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must
be first overcome.
        
                          --Dr. Johnson

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person
is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are
a vegetarian. -Dennis Wholey  

I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

   My mother made me a whore.
   (to which someone else added)
   If I give her the yarn, will she make me one too?


  

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!