"It must have gone down while I was up..."
                        -- Janet Robertson

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second
   marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

"The big difference between sex for money and
sex for free is that sex for money costs less." 

Brendan Francis.

"Oh yes, for dinner we had an amazing meal which consisted of coagulated
 cholesterol cooked in a mixture of cholesterol and cholesterol, covered in
 ground cholesterol and cooked, then served with a cholesterol sauce and a
 sprinkler of cholesterol in the middle of the table in case it's not heavy
 enough.  You could feel your arteries closing up just looking at it."
                        -- Peter Gutmann, in alt.sysadmin.recovery