Q: What will it take to reunite Nirvana???
A: Two more bullets...

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
   "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.

Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?

A: Bullshit

   The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over
   supper. "Get this..." he chuckled, "That ridiculous janitor of ours
   claims he's made love to every woman in the building except one."
   
   "Hmmmmmmmmm," said his wife, assuming a thoughtful faraway type
   expression, "must be that stuck-up Mrs. Stewart on the eighth floor."

If K-Tel sold toasters...
They would not be available in stores, and
you would get a free set of Ginsu knives.