I was once in a nice family-style restaurant when I observed
some kids supergluing the dishes to the table.  They also attached
the silverware, napkins, salt, pepper, etc.  If it wasn't already nailed down,
it was now.  They stayed long enough to let the glue set, and then paid and
left.  They watched as the poor busboy tried to get the stuff off of the table.


        Also funny is supergluing a quarter to the sidewalk.  I know its old,
but in the city, with the diverse types of people around, it gets really
amusing.  I watched this old lady whack at it with her cane for about 10 min.
cursing......

A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family 
doctor. "Young lady," the doctor began, "you're pregnant."

"But that can't be. The only men I've been with are nudists and 
in, our colony we practice sex only with our eyes."

"Well my dear," said the doctor, "someone in that colony is 
cockeyed."

A few months ago I saw a newspaper clipping which told of a newspaper in
Illinois (I think...) which ran a story warning consumers that, on such-and-
such day, Illinois Bell would be "blowing the dust out of the phone lines" and
that all phone owners should cover the earpiece of their phones with a bag to
catch the dust.

Bell made them print a retraction, after receiving numerous calls asking
what sort of bag to use ...

People, they is amazing.

For more ahem...adventerous types....

What is "71"?

"69" with two fingers up your ass.

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?

                                         A wind tunnel.