Sign in a Japanese hotel room: 

    Please to bathe inside the tub. 

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??

"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need somebody to clean up after them!"  (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a
kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."  (Kenny, 7)

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??

"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work
anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your
bedroom."  (Judy, 8)

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a
wife!"  (Tom, 5)