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This is an honest-to-God, true story. About 20 years ago, when I was a young girl, and prettier than now, I got all dolled-up for New Year's Eve, with a long floor length gown, as was the custom, then. I was especially dressed up, because, as I said, it was New Year's Eve. My husband took me to the Casinos in Atlantic City, and we were seated at a table, playing Blackjack, for about a half hour, and the other players and dealer were staring and staring at me, something fierce !!. I thought to myself, WOW, I must look BEAUTIFUL, tonight ! (You know how we all feel, when we are dressed to the hilt, and have new duds on. Ha. Ha. ) SO, I thought, this was the case, and was feeling SO GOOD! All of a sudden, I lost a hand, where I had foolishly placed a $25.00 bet (Don't forget, that cheap me, had been playing only $2.00, a hand, prior to this). I said to myself: "OH SHIT, I LOST!!!!!!!", and placed my left hand on my head. HOLY COW !! At that very moment, I touched Hair Rollers, on my head. I whispered to my husband, "Take my money, and meet me at the Ladie's Room, I'm not coming back". I was so humiliated, I wanted to die. When I reached the Mirror in the bathroom, and looked, I had three pink rollers on the right side of my head, and 3 green rollers on the left side of my head. Can you believe this person, I'm married to? Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. I can laugh now, but it was VERY Embarrasing ! When he met me at the Bathroom, and I started to fight, he calmly told me "Well, I DIDN'T KNOW ! I thought, this was a new fashion, so I didn't say anything! Sent by Elena
OK one time me and two of my friends went over to another friends house expecting him to be home but nobody was. We had also remembered that his parents were out of town for the week, so we decided to go inside and wait for him. So I slipped in through the oversize dog door. Once we were inside we got a little bit bored so we decided to leave , but before we did I came across a great idea. You see his mom collects teddy bears and had hundreds of them placed all around the house. So we gathered allmost all of them and placed them in the living room and sat them on couches, chairs and the floor all facing the TV.Just then I found a videotape of Barny (EVERYONES FAVORITE PURPLE FRIEND) So we put in the tape and left the remote control in the biggest bears lap with the volume all the way up and then left. Later that night we called him and told him that we were coming over, he sounded worried. When we arrived he answered the door with a shotgun in his hand, he was scared shitless. Turns out that he and his girlfriend called the cops and had to explain the whole story, The found nothing,laughed and left. To this day he dosent understand what happened and sometimes we joke around with him about it. Since only 3 of us know about it there is always new people that think he is crazy. Sent by ethan
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