As a Viet Nam Vet I was telling the students about an especially emotional visit to the Viet Nam Memorial in DC. A girl raised her hand and asked me if I was able to find my name on the wall.
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. We went to the service department and found amechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger's side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," I announced to the technician,"it's open." The young man answered, "I already got that side."
Chicago --30-year-old Emad Haddad was shot and killed Friday afternoon after chasing two men who'd robbed his store-Sunburst Food and Liquors-on Chi-Town's bright and glamorous 79th Street. According to cops, two gents toting semi-auto pistols robbed the store's registers. Witnesses say Emad The Genius (as he will be remembered) ran after the men with a two-shot derringer and took a shot at 'em. They returned the favor with a hail of bullets. Haddad was struck in the head and died on the spot.
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