Seen on the back of a food service delivery van: Driver does not carry more than $50 worth of lasagna
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Mother's helper--peasant working conditions. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
Near the Delaware Memorial Bridge tollbooth: "Information Police"
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