The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> O! Are a sea ell ee?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Aye, de eye owe tea.
                        -- Oracularities Digest #782, rec.humor.oracle

Jesus died for our sins.

Let's not disappoint him. 

"Take your work seriously but never take yourself
seriously; and do not take what happens either to
yourself or your work seriously." 

    - Booth Tarkington 

I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.

                         - The Wizard of OZ to the Scarecrow.

"Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two 
cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal."

                                              - Steven Wright