"In the heat of battle, tantric magic is fun, but highly ineffective."
                        -- Anonymous

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Seen on a bumper sticker...

    Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot! 

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

"Whoa Jesus!"
"Yes Dad?"
                        -- me, Daniel