There are two kinds of people in the South -- good ole boys and rednecks. 
The difference is good old boys may raise livestock, rednecks get 
emotionally attached. 

- Blake Clark

Women will forgive anything.
Otherwise, the race would have died out long ago.

                                    - Robert A. Heinlein

"Alex, let's make it a true Daily Double; what is "Kiss my fucking ass?"

"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
                        -- Ben Salmon, me, Ben

That's the trouble with engineers; They're always trying to change things.

    - Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: the Motionless Picture