Women don't make fools of men; most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look 
stupid." 

                                       - Hedy Lamarr

Oliver's law of location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

"Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents"

"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" 

    - Mork, Mork and Mindy