"It occurred to me recently that although the information road has grown 
from a goat track to a superhighway, there has been if anything an 
increase in the chance of hitting a goat." 

- Ken Olum, 1996

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"

                                    - Dave Barry

"Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality." --
       Jules de Gaultier

If you think the way to a man's heart is through
his stomach, you're aiming too high. 

Guns don't kill people, husbands who come
                home early kill people."
        
                                         --  Jimmy Kimmel