"It took some users a while to come to grips with the intuitive way Windows
 works."
                        -- Graeme Wong See,
                           graeme@research.canon.oz.au, rec.humor.funny

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe 
swelling. So what's the problem?

                 -Jay Leno

We sometimes meet an original gentleman,
        who, if manners had not existed, would have
        invented them.
                                        -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons
a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an
entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. 

     - Postpetroleum Guzzler, Dave Barry