"The pom utility displays the current phase of the moon.  Useful for
 selecting software completion target dates and predicting managerial
 behavior."
                        -- man 6 pom

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that?"
       "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high
 explosives."
                        -- British Commando quote, circa WWII.