If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples. 

I believe that sex is the most wonderful and
beautiful thing that money can buy.


    - Steve Martin 

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about
very little and who goes along knowing more and
more about less and less, until finally he knows
practically everything about nothing. 

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw