"Give me five lines by the best of men,
and I will find something in it to hang him."

                                   -- An anonimous prosecutor

"In the beginning there was nothing... which exploded."
                        -- The shortened Big Bang theory

"Anyway, there's plenty of room for doubt.  It might seem easy enough,
 but computer language design is just like a stroll in the park.

 Jurassic Park, that is."

-- Larry Wall

Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly
alike.

"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
 belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
                        -- The Usenet Oracle