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Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.


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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper


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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
       woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper


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"Walking the earth as a living corpse is probably in rather questionable
 taste."
                        -- The aunt from "Not without my handbag"


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"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." 

     - Edgar Allan Poe 

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