"The graveyards are full of indispensible men." 

    - Charles de Gaulle 

I like the West - that's where men are men and women are
women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that.

     - Milton Berle 

"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. 

    - Salvor Hardin, Foundation

If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.