"Quite frankly, teachers are the only
profession that teach our children." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle,
      former U.S. Vice-President, September 18, 1990 

S. de M.: Father, how will I distinguish heretics from Catholics?
Answer: "Kill all. God will find them out" 

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
       -- Truman Capote

Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one. 

                                       - Edward Abbey

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy.