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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so 
from religious conviction." 

                                        - Blaise Pascal

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Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they 
were to success when they gave up. 

- Thomas Edison

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"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

                                 - Steve Martin



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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." 

    - Jim Harrison

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The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without 
proving that you are unworthy of winning. 

                                        - Adlai Stevenson

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