"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so from religious conviction." - Blaise Pascal
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." - Steve Martin
"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo." - Jim Harrison
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Adlai Stevenson
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