"Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
 If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
 Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
 Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation."
                        -- Plunderer's Theme
                                (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)

When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

"What's another word for thesaurus?" 

Steven Wright. 

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

Beer is good food. 

     - John Goodman