When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. 

                                   - Edward Abbey

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"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " 
    - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965) 

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                        -- Simon Slavin

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